Wizard Island - Location Crater Lake in Crater Lake National Park Oregon.
Monday, July 10, 2006
Friday, July 07, 2006
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Loo
A printout in the office restroom today -
"Please aim for the urinal not the floor"
Found some equally interesting reply
"I share your frustration, but I suspect the problem is flush splatter not poor hand-eye co-ordination"
Why didnt I bring the camera to the office today?
"Please aim for the urinal not the floor"
Found some equally interesting reply
"I share your frustration, but I suspect the problem is flush splatter not poor hand-eye co-ordination"
Why didnt I bring the camera to the office today?
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Pigeon Point Lighthouse
Pigeon Point Lighthouse on CA-1 near Pescadero. The tallest on California coast and one of the tallest in the country.
Leadership Qualities
Is the ability to talk bullshit when all you know is nothing...
-Me
According to Urban dictionary
1] Leadership is nature's way of removing morons from the productive flow.
2] Its when some asshole juggalo who hugs everyone tell others what to do.
-Me
According to Urban dictionary
1] Leadership is nature's way of removing morons from the productive flow.
2] Its when some asshole juggalo who hugs everyone tell others what to do.
Sunday, June 25, 2006
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Pink Fluid
I would like to call these stories Bay Area cronicles or something, which quite doesnt rhyme as much as Sunnyvale slut [ The enlightened ones know ]. But I would resist temptation as that is not a central theme here -
So here goes another incident. This is more WikiHow'ish in nature. So the place where I park my car has a tree overlooking it and I dont know what that tree's problem is but everyday my car is sprayed with more and more stickeyish substance.
While this wouldnt matter much otherwise, but on the windshield it hampers my visibility so much that, eventually I ran out of windshield wiper fluid.
When this happened and I used the vipers it left weird sticky scars of the sticky substance all over the windshield and made a big mess. I tried the Jim Carry way of driving in Me Myself and Irene but did not help. Although owning a car back home I wondered why I wouldnt know about this thing called WWF [ Windshield wiper fluid ].
Initially I thought its OK to put water in there, which would sound THE normal thing for anyone. BUT I was wrong, they dont do it that way here, because in colder climates the thing can freeze and can lead to fuse being blown off etc etc. Although being in bay area, I decided to give the scientist in me a try.
So I got to know that after googling and checking number of discussion boards that
1] Its not water, its mix of water detergent and methanol for changing its freezing point.
2] There are howtos about how to make one yourself at home. I Concluded myself that I didnt care about the freezing point here, using my desi more than average sized brain. So I did not care about the methanol part. Else some Jack Daniels I got free due to the store guy's mistake would have been handy. [ Ethanol / Methanol, point is to bring down the freezing point ].
Now comes the big question - The prepartaion.
So here is the recipe.
Ingredients -
1 - Empty mineral water bottle
1 - Loo [ Preferably with not many people in it ]
1 - Office [ With a water dispenser]
Method -
1] Get the empty mineral water bottle from your car.
2] Take the bottle and head to the loo.
3] Pump the liquid soap in the bottle.
4] The bottle is tall enough not to let you use the tap to fill water in it. Consider getting those plastic cups in loo to fill bottle. Else go back to office and use the drinking water dispenser to fill it upto the brim.
5] Smile at everyone and greet everyone who enter the loo, or collegues who look puzzled about the pink fluid in an Aqafina bottle.
6] Close the cap. Shake well.
7] Walk up the car. Open the hood [ Requires some research, but not a big deal ].
8] Read step 5 when people in parking lot give you puzzled and weird looks.
9] Observe the various tanks and caps and read the labels. DO NOT, DO NOT pour this stuff in the tank labelled power steering fluid, or even the radiator [ It doesnt tell you it IS the radiator ].
10] Look for the sign of wipers or familiar on a cap, pour the stuff in that tank.
11] Try out the wiper washers to check if this works.
12] If you cant locate the WWF tank,during 9] ask a collegue who doesnt demand that you fill his WWF tank too with this stuff.
13] Ignore the poor sod who says its a "special" liquid and you will have to get it from the store. He is an ass.
Disclaimer: To be tried at one's own risk. Also not to be tried in cold climates. The author is a cheap bastard and was desperate to save some bucks.
So here goes another incident. This is more WikiHow'ish in nature. So the place where I park my car has a tree overlooking it and I dont know what that tree's problem is but everyday my car is sprayed with more and more stickeyish substance.
While this wouldnt matter much otherwise, but on the windshield it hampers my visibility so much that, eventually I ran out of windshield wiper fluid.
When this happened and I used the vipers it left weird sticky scars of the sticky substance all over the windshield and made a big mess. I tried the Jim Carry way of driving in Me Myself and Irene but did not help. Although owning a car back home I wondered why I wouldnt know about this thing called WWF [ Windshield wiper fluid ].
Initially I thought its OK to put water in there, which would sound THE normal thing for anyone. BUT I was wrong, they dont do it that way here, because in colder climates the thing can freeze and can lead to fuse being blown off etc etc. Although being in bay area, I decided to give the scientist in me a try.
So I got to know that after googling and checking number of discussion boards that
1] Its not water, its mix of water detergent and methanol for changing its freezing point.
2] There are howtos about how to make one yourself at home. I Concluded myself that I didnt care about the freezing point here, using my desi more than average sized brain. So I did not care about the methanol part. Else some Jack Daniels I got free due to the store guy's mistake would have been handy. [ Ethanol / Methanol, point is to bring down the freezing point ].
Now comes the big question - The prepartaion.
So here is the recipe.
Ingredients -
1 - Empty mineral water bottle
1 - Loo [ Preferably with not many people in it ]
1 - Office [ With a water dispenser]
Method -
1] Get the empty mineral water bottle from your car.
2] Take the bottle and head to the loo.
3] Pump the liquid soap in the bottle.
4] The bottle is tall enough not to let you use the tap to fill water in it. Consider getting those plastic cups in loo to fill bottle. Else go back to office and use the drinking water dispenser to fill it upto the brim.
5] Smile at everyone and greet everyone who enter the loo, or collegues who look puzzled about the pink fluid in an Aqafina bottle.
6] Close the cap. Shake well.
7] Walk up the car. Open the hood [ Requires some research, but not a big deal ].
8] Read step 5 when people in parking lot give you puzzled and weird looks.
9] Observe the various tanks and caps and read the labels. DO NOT, DO NOT pour this stuff in the tank labelled power steering fluid, or even the radiator [ It doesnt tell you it IS the radiator ].
10] Look for the sign of wipers or familiar on a cap, pour the stuff in that tank.
11] Try out the wiper washers to check if this works.
12] If you cant locate the WWF tank,during 9] ask a collegue who doesnt demand that you fill his WWF tank too with this stuff.
13] Ignore the poor sod who says its a "special" liquid and you will have to get it from the store. He is an ass.
Disclaimer: To be tried at one's own risk. Also not to be tried in cold climates. The author is a cheap bastard and was desperate to save some bucks.
I have been itching to pen down couple of [??] interresting incidents those have occured, since I have landed here in the ultimate destination of every desi, the bay area. These things need really really elaborate posts and effort and its more likely that I would get flamed. But what the heck this is my space and hit Alt+F4 if you even get the slightest doubt that you might not appreciate the contents ..
So here is an episode that happened two days ago - I was getting back home and had to pick something for dinner. There is one mexican place on El Kamino here and they serve some nice grilled chicken. So decided I go there. Interpreting makka accent or maybe its the problem with all these eateries ..so here is how the conversation went ..
Disclaimer : No mexicans or chickens were harmed while writing this article. Two pints of Corona extra were consumed by author while he wrote this post.
Participants -
Me : Yours Truely
Makki: Fat unattractive mexican chick referred by the common derogatory racial slang [used only by desis] here. [ I belive no mexicans read this blog till this day ]
Me: [ Since I can read, and english writing doesnt have accent thankfully. Deciding which thing to choose from ]
Makki: *(&#*$&#*^***
Me : .....? !!....
Me : Id have two pcs of chicken and two sides with it. Id have a corn cobette and french fries
Makki: *(&#*$&#*^*** tortila *((* [ Corn or flour tortilla? ]
Me : Yeah Tortilla ..
Makki: ?
Makki: [ Sure by now that I have a hearing problem and enacting what she is saying, like they used to do on the Doordarshan news on sunday for the hearing impaired ]
Makki: What part of the chicken [ This i could hear ]. The leg [ poiting at her leg while lifting it a bit ], the thigh [ Doing what pehelwans do in akhada ] or the breast [I dont remember this part]
Me : [ To cut it fast ] Legs
Makki: [ Although I said I wanted corn and fries for sides,you know how this army of robots works ].
Makki: [ Sticking to her beliefs about her new FOB customer ]
Makki: What would you like for sides [ pointing at the various sides available on a piece of paper ]
Me : [ Hurriedly, worried ], Fries and Corn
Makki: You want "French fries" and "Corn cobette" ?
Me : [ "Hurriedlest" ] Yeah Yeah
Makki: **(#*(***** [0-9]* $
Me : Thank you
But I like the chicken they have ...so much for food in this country man.
So here is an episode that happened two days ago - I was getting back home and had to pick something for dinner. There is one mexican place on El Kamino here and they serve some nice grilled chicken. So decided I go there. Interpreting makka accent or maybe its the problem with all these eateries ..so here is how the conversation went ..
Disclaimer : No mexicans or chickens were harmed while writing this article. Two pints of Corona extra were consumed by author while he wrote this post.
Participants -
Me : Yours Truely
Makki: Fat unattractive mexican chick referred by the common derogatory racial slang [used only by desis] here. [ I belive no mexicans read this blog till this day ]
Me: [ Since I can read, and english writing doesnt have accent thankfully. Deciding which thing to choose from ]
Makki: *(&#*$&#*^***
Me : .....? !!....
Me : Id have two pcs of chicken and two sides with it. Id have a corn cobette and french fries
Makki: *(&#*$&#*^*** tortila *((* [ Corn or flour tortilla? ]
Me : Yeah Tortilla ..
Makki: ?
Makki: [ Sure by now that I have a hearing problem and enacting what she is saying, like they used to do on the Doordarshan news on sunday for the hearing impaired ]
Makki: What part of the chicken [ This i could hear ]. The leg [ poiting at her leg while lifting it a bit ], the thigh [ Doing what pehelwans do in akhada ] or the breast [I dont remember this part]
Me : [ To cut it fast ] Legs
Makki: [ Although I said I wanted corn and fries for sides,you know how this army of robots works ].
Makki: [ Sticking to her beliefs about her new FOB customer ]
Makki: What would you like for sides [ pointing at the various sides available on a piece of paper ]
Me : [ Hurriedly, worried ], Fries and Corn
Makki: You want "French fries" and "Corn cobette" ?
Me : [ "Hurriedlest" ] Yeah Yeah
Makki: **(#*(***** [0-9]* $
Me : Thank you
But I like the chicken they have ...so much for food in this country man.
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Monday, March 13, 2006
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
I am getting popular as junta's spam-saviour on the web, particularly for this hard-drive killer virus. Check this and this.
Secondly henceforth I am going to block all those idiots who are still sending me those junk IMs on yahoo about j_neutron07. Meantime I have made good friends with some romanian who added me when I attempted adding j_neutron07 ;-)
Another search keyword thats brings some traffic here is bcci website. I have no idea what stops them from putting up one. Either case I guess I can easily win one of those Nigritude ultramarine contests ;-)
Secondly henceforth I am going to block all those idiots who are still sending me those junk IMs on yahoo about j_neutron07. Meantime I have made good friends with some romanian who added me when I attempted adding j_neutron07 ;-)
Another search keyword thats brings some traffic here is bcci website. I have no idea what stops them from putting up one. Either case I guess I can easily win one of those Nigritude ultramarine contests ;-)
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Aftermath of the neutron episode.
I got couple of add requests1. I added them in return. Still waiting for my harddrive to crash !!
[Edit] - 1Got two add requests one from Julius Pop and one from Relu Boy [?] The j_neutron request is still pending [ Although it would have been fun to chat with a harddrive killer ].
I got couple of add requests1. I added them in return. Still waiting for my harddrive to crash !!
[Edit] - 1Got two add requests one from Julius Pop and one from Relu Boy [?] The j_neutron request is still pending [ Although it would have been fun to chat with a harddrive killer ].
Friday, February 10, 2006
harshalx (2/9/2006 8:58:18 PM): if someone by the name of j_neutron07 wants to add you to their list dont accept it. Its a virus. Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds them, you will get it too. It is a hard drive killer and a very horrible virus. Please pass this on to everyone on your list. We need to find out who's using these accounts. Right click on your group name of your buddy list and click Send Message to all. Copy and paste this message
Another piece of scum. These types hope for everyone to send this spam to each and everyone in their YIM list hoping maybe the service crashes or something. I havent fully understood the motives of this one. Or maybe yahoo is trying to collect the list of all big idiots out there and terminate them [ That would be the day ]. I keep getting these from "friends", I wonder why are they bothered about my PC's health. So I did all the "dont-dos" described above. I sent multiple messages to this j_neutron07 guy but got no reply and I also added him1 to my list and whooaa nothing has happened as yet. No I am not using a thin client.
1 For I suspect its a he and I deserve my freedom of suspicion.
Another piece of scum. These types hope for everyone to send this spam to each and everyone in their YIM list hoping maybe the service crashes or something. I havent fully understood the motives of this one. Or maybe yahoo is trying to collect the list of all big idiots out there and terminate them [ That would be the day ]. I keep getting these from "friends", I wonder why are they bothered about my PC's health. So I did all the "dont-dos" described above. I sent multiple messages to this j_neutron07 guy but got no reply and I also added him1 to my list and whooaa nothing has happened as yet. No I am not using a thin client.
1 For I suspect its a he and I deserve my freedom of suspicion.
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