We Indians are Cheap |\/|07h3rfu(k3r5

Ofcourse only after the lone Australian :-) And BTW - Pune tops the list you see :-) Also note the miserable download speed and 7 seeders ?

Overenthusiastic Airtel Installation /\/\07|-|3RPhU(|ker

If you suddenly find the NEC-6650A drive or any such DVD drive on your notebook is not working - particularly when an Airtel installation dude AKA /\/\07|-|3RPhU(|<3r lays his hands on your notebook. Please follow the following steps :

http://www.techsupportforum.com/hardware-support/driver-support/206557-solved-nec-dvd-rw-nd-6650a-driver-missing.html

The /\/\07|-|3RPhU(|<3r> went and disabled the following keys in my registry. Only after I ran a Sherlock Holmes style investigation [ that too after a month - work is keeping me way way too much occupied ] - did I realize what the /\/\07|-|3RPhU(|<3r>

Here is what he changed -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoRun#NoDriveTypeAutoRun
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoRun#NoDriveAutoRun

Wonder WTF did BillGindows had a problem with just this much of a registry hack. So if you have a NEC drive which is not working, and you think it had reached the end of its life span. No folks - you are wrong.

Here is the quote of the day - Rocky and Mayur Style : My sincere apologies to NEC and Dell, the culprit was Airtel.
Btw I flashed this drive with the latest firmware too ! Felt so handicapped without a DVD writer !

Now Potency Tests Before Marriage - The Tamil Way !

First there was Khushboo about premarital sex and now there is one called Manorama who has stirred quite a controversy over the whole potency test before marriage issue.
So CNN-IBN who are running low on their viewership and often find themselves resort to India-TV'ish tactics decided to take the issue at hand and who better than Sagarika Ghose A.K.A. Bahubali.

This lady probably excited with the subject matter - made a statement somewhere in the middle of the show - 'A guy who has erectile dysfunction wont be a good husband'. While the panelist tried to intervene and said probably you mean err - "Sexual partner" not husband. But Bahubali carried on !

Made me wonder there must be a STORY behind this and maybe its worth finding out who the poor sod married to the sleeveless sensation was. And god oh god !

Rajdeep, I do feel sorry for you after I looked around and discovered IT WAS YOU man. It was YOU.
No matter how much the poor panelists tried to save the grace by trying to convince is idiot woman that its marriages werent just about Erectile Dysfunction [ and there was always Fevicol or Feviquick ] the woman wouldnt JUST listen. Rajdeep, sorry mate !

Btw, Google throws up some interesting things when you look up Sagarika Ghose. Note the last entry as well. Wonder who was so lame to come up with such a query. These results were put up by Google much before the feature aired.

Tamilnadu - What do you have in store for us next ? Premarital Sex to Determine Potency Test ?

Quitting Infosys

I wonder if they make it so traumatic for people working there at Infosys ? Anyone ? Nandan ?

Why are headhunters overwhelmingly idiots ?

Dr Muthuswamy compelled me to do my own research on this topic and as I was seeking nirvana on this whole issue I realized I wasnt alone.
This got to answer all those questions oh all those poor souls plagued by Headhunters !

DR MUTHUSWAMY

[ With all due respect to the Father of the Nation who wished we weren't as choosy about our jobs and all jobs were equal [Is that what he said ?] ]
Dude, I must be appearing so much in need of such rewarding jobs to DR MUTHUSWAMY.
Its quite amusing to imagine being a Waitress in some resort-spa in Malaysia or a masseur using palm oil.

Note to Ethnic Malay and Tams like DR MUTHUSWAMY: The Father of Nation described here is Father of OUR nation i.e. India alone and not to be confused with Father of any other nation. No Malays/Tams were harmed during the writing of this post and any issues you might have with regard to racial / ethnic slur would be under the jurisdiction of the Mumbai high court.

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Hello to the smart soul,

Does your average sized human brain prompt you ever to check if the skill set of the person you contact is relevant for the positions you are hiring for ? I worry about your clients. Please please spare me of the torture of going through your emails.

TIA,
Hemant

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From: DRMUTHUKUMAR RAMASWAMY
Subject: EMPLOYMENT VACANCIES
Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:58:02 +0400
From: mrswamy@omantel.net.om


We are currently recruiting candidates on different positions in our New Hotel Resort and Spa in Malaysia.
We need the following candidates with right working attitude.
1.Customer Care Services/ Receptionist
2.Bar Tender, Waiteress
3.Administrative Clerk, Administrative Assistant, Housekeeping Staffs,
4.Front Desk Officer, Front Office Manager
5.Food & Beverage Manager, Food & Beverage Supervisor, Assistant Restaurant Manager
6.Accounts Executive,
7. Conference & Banqueting Manager
8.Sales Assistants... etc.
Interested candidates may email their resume (with recent photo), Application Letters
and Academic Credentials/Certificates to;
Email: human_resource01@hotmail.com

Only shortlisted candidate will be notified

Thanks .
Management
HUman Resources

I must be feeling so lonely !

Referrals - They Know - Matrimonial Spam

The sort of stuff you receive from these matrimony sites even after you delete your account. Focuses more on "Pyar Ke Side Effects" !


The Club Mahindra spam. The referral earns the matrimonial guys some bucks I guess. Watch the form. The mandatory field called *Type of Car Owned: (eg: Honda City, Hyundai Santro).
Wtf ? I had an urge to fill in "Ferrari" and curse and tell blatently that I lied to the hopeful Club Mahindra idiots. !


This is the masterpiece of all. Amazingly this was sent on HIGH priority. They know how desperately I need condomes here. Now they know as much about me now that I have deleted my account. These guys know a lot more about you isnt it ! Well click on the images for full size ones. There is an interesting questionnaire you got to answer if you want to be one of those lucky exclusive 1000 indian "The Durex Condom Testers" ! Make sure to use alternate methods. They could have "Beta" in fine print for you :-)

So True

Another commandment at the same Icecream shop

Priceless

There are some things money cant buy, for everything else there's Old Monk.

I did

Ad at an Ice cream shop. Quite unfortunately, there were none who could do justice to the ad :-(

Warning : Licking or trying to bite your computer monitors can be hazardous for your health :D

A happy face popularly known as Chuck from our Mahabaleshwar-Pratapgad excursion this Thursday. Chuck is a multi-talented individual. In his spare time he composes Telugu songs and sings them well too.

Whotf is Mirabel ?