Specimen #1102

This is interesting. I got it from one of the victims. [ So dont make any assumptions about the IQs of people I work with, I dont work *there* ]. Reflects some serious aspects of corporate email ethics. [ Bit of formatting done, although you can notice the email writing skills of the involved people ]. God save this country !!

----- Original Message -----

From: Specimen #1102

To: Potential_Specimens; BirdBrain Bitch ; all@whatever.com

Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2005 4:33 PM

Subject: cosmic attack


Tonight by 12.30 am cosmo rays from Mars enter into our atmosphere. You are reqested to SWITCH OFF your mobile during that time .This is a request by NASA through BBC . Pls Forward it to all

Thanks & Regards,
Specimen #1102

----- Original Message -----
From: BirdBrain Bitch [mailto:xxxxxxxx@mahindrabt.com]
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2005 4:49 PM
To: Specimen #1102 ; Potential_Specimens ; all@whatever.com

Subject: Re: cosmic attack



hey everyone is interested in knowing details abt it .......plz send soon!!

questions:



1. why r rays cmg frm mars?

2. wht time do they stop cmg??

3. y affecting only mobiles?

4. will it affect all sorts of phones: GSM/WLL?

5. ne delay due to rain?

plz answer these first we'll follow the next round of questions later!!!


Thanks and Regards,


BirdBrain Bitch
Babylon, ICE
O2(U.K) -MBT

Tel : +91 20 560xxxxx Extn : xxxx
>From UK : 0845 xxx xxxx Extn : xxxx

----- Original Message -----
From: The_Guy_Who_Fights_The_Scum [ I like this guy ]
To: 'Specimen #1102 ' ; Potential_Specimens; BirdBrain Bitch
Sent: Thursday, July 28, 2005 9:59 AM
Subject: RE: cosmic attack


Hi,

This is official spokesperson for the cosmic rays issue

Here are the answers



As India is an overpopulated country Mars is overly populated with rays.. so they(rays) migrate to earth every time a mail like this is circulated
They stop coming as soon as you forward the mail.
They affect only mobiles because it is written in the mail.
It affects only the cell phones of ppl who don’t pay their monthly bill..(no worry for ppl with prepaid connection)
Instead they come really fast in rains as they skid on the rain water
I hope this answers your questions

If you have more questions you are most welcome



Thanks

XXXX

Senior scientist , NASA

Specimen #1101

Subject - FW: It is not a five star hotel. IT IS A CALL CENTER

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A chain of embedded outlook messages. I hate these intertwined forwards, they just seem to be circulating around since the big bang. The campus is INFOSYS Mysore centre. Who gave this son of a gun this bright idea that its a call centre,

When you yourselves are a disgruntled employee of some second tier call centre, because you dont deserve more than that as is apparent from such bandwidth hogging emails, and expect more than what you deserve, when your job profile involves bugging people with bullshit offers of personal loans and free credit cards, when you have that weird bhaiya accent..this is what you can do at best...

Forward those stupid emails...!!