Tuesday, August 17, 2010

ICICI Can go pHU(|< themselves !

USE OF UNPARLIAMENTARY LANGUAGE BY CUSTOMERS

Dear Customer,

ICICI Bank gives customer service paramount importance. Our personnel treat customers with politeness, courtesy and respect at every interaction. Sometimes, mitigating circumstances, like systems downtime, policy-related issues and compliance-related concerns, may compel us to convey decisions that may not be to your entire satisfaction. These are, however, only the exception and not the rule. The rule is to provide agreeable solutions, and that too at the first interaction itself; and the compliments we receive from satisfied customers - through our website, by phone, by e-mail and by letter - while indeed very heartening, serve to inch the bar higher.

However, customers resorting to provocative and unparliamentary language or rude and disruptive behaviour stretch tolerance, cause distress and impact on morale and efficiency. This can lead to a compromise in the level of service received by other customers and is therefore untenable. Therefore, despite the acknowledged primacy that a customer in the service industry commands, we must inform you with the greatest reluctance and deepest regret that henceforth, customers found to be offensive in their interaction with us will be required to close all their relationships with ICICI Bank.

Sincerely,


ICICI Bank Ltd.



As if a distressed customer was interested in keeping his relationship alive with them ? Ohh and btw on what grounds m***f**rs ?


http://icicibank.com/unparliamentary-language-by-customers.html

Sunday, February 21, 2010

We Indians are Cheap |\/|07h3rfu(k3r5


Ofcourse only after the lone Australian :-) And BTW - Pune tops the list you see :-) Also note the miserable download speed and 7 seeders ?

Friday, January 29, 2010

Overenthusiastic Airtel Installation /\/\07|-|3RPhU(|ker

If you suddenly find the NEC-6650A drive or any such DVD drive on your notebook is not working - particularly when an Airtel installation dude AKA /\/\07|-|3RPhU(|<3r lays his hands on your notebook. Please follow the following steps :

http://www.techsupportforum.com/hardware-support/driver-support/206557-solved-nec-dvd-rw-nd-6650a-driver-missing.html

The /\/\07|-|3RPhU(|<3r> went and disabled the following keys in my registry. Only after I ran a Sherlock Holmes style investigation [ that too after a month - work is keeping me way way too much occupied ] - did I realize what the /\/\07|-|3RPhU(|<3r>

Here is what he changed -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoRun#NoDriveTypeAutoRun
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutoRun#NoDriveAutoRun

Wonder WTF did BillGindows had a problem with just this much of a registry hack. So if you have a NEC drive which is not working, and you think it had reached the end of its life span. No folks - you are wrong.

Here is the quote of the day - Rocky and Mayur Style : My sincere apologies to NEC and Dell, the culprit was Airtel.
Btw I flashed this drive with the latest firmware too ! Felt so handicapped without a DVD writer !