To read the following you need to posess the uncanny ability not possessed by mortals to read Maay-Marathi [ ok thats Marathi ] spelled in Roman script, for the author has some acquaintances who only communicate by this method of communication. This is a uncut - unedited YIM conversation between yours truely and an old friend[??]. Sometime its just difficult to keep up.


[ At office trying to get something done after walking in late .. ]
XXXX (1/27/2006 1:20:05 PM): are aahes kuthe ?
XXXX (1/27/2006 1:20:15 PM): evadhe kaam karoo naye manasane
hemant (1/27/2006 1:20:16 PM): office madhe
hemant (1/27/2006 1:20:18 PM): kuthe asnar
hemant (1/27/2006 1:20:24 PM): kasala ka,
hemant (1/27/2006 1:20:30 PM): 1 wajta aloy office madhe
hemant (1/27/2006 1:20:38 PM): gar padlas ka? [ Long pause..beats Vajpayee ]
XXXX (1/27/2006 1:20:39 PM): ok [ Ok? you thought that long to say that? ]
XXXX (1/27/2006 1:20:50 PM): mag aata ratri 1 la ghari ka ?
hemant (1/27/2006 1:21:07 PM): nahi
hemant (1/27/2006 1:21:20 PM): thoda ushira..1 wagere kai wed laglay ka mala
hemant (1/27/2006 1:24:29 PM): sandas la gelas ka re [ Another long pause..attempted humour by ME ]
XXXX (1/27/2006 1:24:47 PM): are cafe madhe aahe......
hemant (1/27/2006 1:26:31 PM): cafe sandasat ahe ka? [ Another attempt ]
hemant (1/27/2006 1:26:39 PM): [ Smiley ]
XXXX (1/27/2006 1:27:00 PM): aaj kay kamdham nahi vatate [ I dont know from where that comes from, either too much of work or no work? What does this guy think I am? ]
XXXX (1/27/2006 1:27:16 PM): bar, hapis chya pori kaay mhantat? [ Ok hang on, I do "GET" to see chicks around me and I dont sail endlessly on ocean waters with no signs of oppositte sex, although the kind of profession I chose made sure I was never to get many chicks around me ..still wtf ? I mean what sort of question is that ?? Ok been there done that..not NOW.. ]
XXXX (1/27/2006 1:30:52 PM): chal re...lag kamala...nighto mee pan [ Huh? Whos in a hurry? Or is it "You cant fire me coz I leave" ]
hemant (1/27/2006 1:31:16 PM): pudhcha manus ala watata
hemant (1/27/2006 1:31:23 PM): sandas sathi? [ Maybe tasteless humour more of Lakshmikant Berde types, I was irritated honestly ]
XXXX (1/27/2006 1:31:38 PM): majala ka re bhad.........[ Lack of humour, politeness everything ]
hemant (1/27/2006 1:31:47 PM): ? [ Trying to judge whos fault it is - Counting till 10]
XXXX (1/27/2006 1:31:49 PM): [ Smiley - Attempt to undo the damage ]
hemant (1/27/2006 1:32:12 PM): chala tata..tuza tas sampla asel [ I can be rude, I mean there IS this thing called broadband for Christ sake, for 400 bucks odd a month and know what? You get it here in India ]
XXXX (1/27/2006 1:32:26 PM): 2 tas [ Could it get any more lame than this? ]
hemant (1/27/2006 1:32:50 PM): whatever..ill need to run..chal bye [ I am not enjoying this conversation anymore, and where would I run? I have no chicks to run after at my office..sob ..sob.. ]
XXXX (1/27/2006 1:33:17 PM): ya