Wednesday, July 30, 2008

DR MUTHUSWAMY

[ With all due respect to the Father of the Nation who wished we weren't as choosy about our jobs and all jobs were equal [Is that what he said ?] ]
Dude, I must be appearing so much in need of such rewarding jobs to DR MUTHUSWAMY.
Its quite amusing to imagine being a Waitress in some resort-spa in Malaysia or a masseur using palm oil.

Note to Ethnic Malay and Tams like DR MUTHUSWAMY: The Father of Nation described here is Father of OUR nation i.e. India alone and not to be confused with Father of any other nation. No Malays/Tams were harmed during the writing of this post and any issues you might have with regard to racial / ethnic slur would be under the jurisdiction of the Mumbai high court.

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Hello to the smart soul,

Does your average sized human brain prompt you ever to check if the skill set of the person you contact is relevant for the positions you are hiring for ? I worry about your clients. Please please spare me of the torture of going through your emails.

TIA,
Hemant



From: DRMUTHUKUMAR RAMASWAMY
Subject: EMPLOYMENT VACANCIES
Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:58:02 +0400
From: mrswamy@omantel.net.om


We are currently recruiting candidates on different positions in our New Hotel Resort and Spa in Malaysia.
We need the following candidates with right working attitude.
1.Customer Care Services/ Receptionist
2.Bar Tender, Waiteress
3.Administrative Clerk, Administrative Assistant, Housekeeping Staffs,
4.Front Desk Officer, Front Office Manager
5.Food & Beverage Manager, Food & Beverage Supervisor, Assistant Restaurant Manager
6.Accounts Executive,
7. Conference & Banqueting Manager
8.Sales Assistants... etc.
Interested candidates may email their resume (with recent photo), Application Letters
and Academic Credentials/Certificates to;
Email: human_resource01@hotmail.com

Only shortlisted candidate will be notified

Thanks .
Management
HUman Resources

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